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Friday, September 16, 2005

The cat did it

My parents have one child living with them currently, he name is Whiskers, she's a 19 year old cat, and since I'm 21 that means I was 2 when we got this cat. When a cat gets to 19 years old its like when a person gets to 90, they don't do much except eat, sleep, and poop, they don't do much for fun...and I don't even know if they know how to have fun, they might have forgotten by then.

My new house has a cat, this cat is 1 year old, his name is The Sneak...I don't know why David chose The Sneak, but I think it fits this cat very well.

I was getting ready for work this morning at like 3:30, and I had just got out of the shower and was standing by my bed getting dressed, and all of a sudden this paw comes flying out from under the bed, trying to take my foot out. It scared me, why's something under my bed? Then I thought about it...they paw was furry, its The Sneak. Crazy The Sneak.

Its totally different living with a 19 year old cat compared to a 1 year old cat. Whiskers didn't care where I went in the house, or what I was eating, or anything else, as long as she got her food when it was time she was cool. The Sneak is pretty much at my, or anyone else that has moving feet, every step of where I'm going, weather its the bath room, my bedroom, or just into the kitchen. And occasionally The Sneak likes to grab at your feet. I like to not wear shoes, so as I pulled away the other day, The Sneak caught the bottom of one of my toes and cut it pretty good. Its aright, I think I'm all better now...

Stay classy internet...till next time, I'm Double D



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posted by Double D @ 9:12 PM  

6 Comments:

  • At 10:38 AM, Blogger georgia said…

    I love cats and kittens. When I was a kid (before the advent of political correctness) mostly cats weren't "fixed," so we had lots of litters of kittens. It was always fun watching their playfulness.

     

  • At 9:01 AM, Blogger Dennis Clifton said…

    Its all your fault!...cats can't sit still when there's a loose string about...what makes you think any cat can resist swatting at a hairy toe?

     

  • At 9:50 AM, Blogger JayBird said…

    i'm thinkin' that the cat started a war. take an afternoon where you're not doing anything & get a squirt bottle or squirt gun. show that cat that two can play @ this game.

     

  • At 9:27 PM, Blogger No(dot dot)el said…

    i dislike cats. i won't use the word hate. too strong. but i definetly dislike cats. but what i hate is mice, and when the cats away the mice will play...yup, time for the scofields to be gettin a kitten or i fear the droppins that i've seen outside will be inside. yucka!!!

     

  • At 8:06 AM, Blogger sabu said…

    cats are definitly the best solution to mice. we have lived in some pretty remote places & never had problems with mice. we always had killer cats.

     

  • At 3:31 PM, Blogger David said…

    The only thing that God didn't create was cats and tomatoes; the devil created those.

     

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