Red vs. Blue
Have you ever just wanted to see a fight? Just see one guy go up to another and sock him right in the jaw? And then we get to see a rumble...Now I'm not big on fighting, it’s been a while like probably 10 years or so since I've been in one. But every once in a while the manly man in me just wants to see a fight.
So as I'm working in a Safeway today the Pepsi guy is workin around me stocking the fridges by the check stands, and since I'm doing the magazines at the check stands we often have to stop to wait for one another or move around each other. Then as I'm walking around in the receiving area I see the Coke guy getting ready to go do the same as the Pepsi guy is doing. My mind starts to go wild with thoughts of...what if the Coke guy goes to start a fight with the Pepsi guy...who would win??? I think the Pepsi guy would, he's pretty hard core, bleached hair, tattoos...you know the type, and the Coke guy is an older Hispanic man...he might be a scrappy fighter though...

So after seeing the coke guy walk by I can't resist walking back out into the store to see what happens. As I walk back out there, kinda following the Coke guy...they walk by each other and give the "guy nod" no excitement...so I leave...maybe tomorrow.
So as I'm working in a Safeway today the Pepsi guy is workin around me stocking the fridges by the check stands, and since I'm doing the magazines at the check stands we often have to stop to wait for one another or move around each other. Then as I'm walking around in the receiving area I see the Coke guy getting ready to go do the same as the Pepsi guy is doing. My mind starts to go wild with thoughts of...what if the Coke guy goes to start a fight with the Pepsi guy...who would win??? I think the Pepsi guy would, he's pretty hard core, bleached hair, tattoos...you know the type, and the Coke guy is an older Hispanic man...he might be a scrappy fighter though...

So after seeing the coke guy walk by I can't resist walking back out into the store to see what happens. As I walk back out there, kinda following the Coke guy...they walk by each other and give the "guy nod" no excitement...so I leave...maybe tomorrow.


19 Comments:
At 7:17 PM,
JBW said…
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At 11:18 PM,
georgia said…
If you get in a fight these days, you either get sued or arrested or both. Not like the good old days. :)
At 8:19 AM,
JayBird said…
check out some ufc.
At 9:11 AM,
Señor H said…
Pete, if I were in the same situation as you, I would tell the pepsi guy next time that you heard the coke guy runnin' his mouth about him. Or leave a note on the pepsi fridge that says something in spanish like "El muchacho de pepsi es muy debil". Then he will ask the coke guy what it means...round 1. Good scenario pete
At 7:26 PM,
Jeni said…
Hey, I remember the days when it was like getting sued and in a fight at the same time! Do you remember the show "Grudge Match" that use to be on after "American Gladiators"?
At 5:09 PM,
moses said…
your title reminded me of rock 'em sock 'em robots, i think it would be cool to have giant r.s.robots you could get inside and fight each other with
At 6:59 AM,
digapigmy said…
dude, you throw out that you have a new girlfriend on mo's blog, and say nothing to your faithful readers here? that's not fair at all.
At 10:07 AM,
georgia said…
I agree. Details, please.
At 2:39 PM,
JayBird said…
i know who it iiiiiiiiiiz- nah nah na nah nah. she is a friend of mindy.
At 2:45 PM,
Double D said…
that just made her sound old Jay...crap, don't tell your wife I just called her old...
At 5:48 PM,
georgia said…
You're getting in more and more trouble, Pete. First, you don't tell us that you have a girlfriend. Then, you call Mindy old. And then, you STILL don't give us any details about your girlfriend!
At 11:51 AM,
JayBird said…
it's knuckle sammie time for double dorkster. just jokin'... i'll let mindy @ ya- see how ya like that.
At 12:42 PM,
No(dot dot)el said…
ahhh for pete's sake leave the poor guy alone!!!
ahha ahaahaha cracking myself up here.
ok so it wasn't that funny!!
At 4:41 PM,
Double D said…
OK Georgia, sorry...I have a girlfriend. you do you know her? she goes to hillside
At 6:20 PM,
georgia said…
3rd request:
Details, please.
1. Name
2. How long have you been dating?
etc., etc. :)
At 12:53 AM,
Double D said…
oh you wanna know those kinda details...her name is Kari Nelsen, and offically like a week...what else can I get you
At 10:02 AM,
georgia said…
Oh, that's all for now. :)
Kari is wonderful!! Congratulations and best wishes. :)
Georgia
At 5:23 PM,
scoeyd said…
petey comes out of the closet...
wait, that doesn't seem right. Anyway, can't say I didn't see it coming.
At 2:58 PM,
frad-ster said…
that would make such a good commercial...you need to start carrying a video camera to work just in case they ever go at it!
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