How many magazines have you read lately?

So I'm pretty much done with my job delivering magazines. My boss who got me the job there and is pretty much the reason I hadn't quit went and quit a few weeks ago...not nice Jimmy...but its alright, because I don't really see my new boss much...probably because I don't really have a new boss, we're kinda going through a merge right now with another company so they're holding off on replacing him and waiting until the guy from the other company can be our new boss...but like I said, I'm pretty much done with it, I need a new job. Does anyone know of a good job where I can make a ton of money without actually doing any real work? Ultimately I would like to just be able to hang out with people and play music all day...but I don't think that’s a real job...unless you count being a rock star...which that would be cool...maybe I should join a band...but that won't pay the bills for a while...I need a new job, a real job...