So I made a promise, and here it is…
I’ve been working at my new job for 3 weeks now, its going pretty good. I do a lot of driving and have a lot of time to think. So I decided today to write down my thoughts, they’re mainly about work, but they apply to life also, so here’s the top thoughts I’ve come up with so far, well the bost of them at least:
1. Supermarket porn.
I, like most people, before this job never really looked at magazines while in the grocery store. I just didn’t care. I don’t have time to do homework or read things that I want, let alone magazines that I’d have to go out and pay for. Most of the time I don’t even want to read/look at them because of the trash in them, articles/picture, whatever it might be, I don’t want it in my head. I had looked at Maxim once before this job, and after reading some pieces of articles and skipping some picture I put it down and swore it off. But as part of my new job I have to put magazines such as Maxim, FHM (For Him Magazine), and Stuff (by Maxim). How do stores get away with selling this crap, on the cover along there’s of naked women, you might not be able to see nipples or…it, but that’s about all that’s covered up. And its just sitting there, on the shelf, for anyone to look at, any little kid…whoever. Its crap. But it pays the bills, so I’ll keep putting it on the shelf until I don’t work there anymore.

2. The other kind of nudie magazines for men.
There are other magazines for men with nearly naked people in it. My buddy in tech school used to read them, in fact I’ve looked at them occasionally out of boredom, they’re called fitness magazines. They’re pretty legit; they have ideas for work outs and diets, some good ideas mostly. But the pictures of some of these guys…they’re kinda compromising, and they’re not wearing very much, as much as I know the guys that have stacks of these magazines in their houses are usually into body building of some kind, or want to improve their looks, weight, muscle amount and so on, but you gotta wonder about things when that’s all they read…do they like looking at the picture or something?
3. My Attitude Problem
For the past few months I’ve have a little bit of an attitude problem when it comes to working. It’s not anyone’s fault. Its just that when the manager of a Safeway is explaining to me what he wants to see, and how important it is that its done this way and so on and on and on…, I can’t help but thinking to myself “This doesn’t matter, magazines don’t matter, Safeway doesn’t matter…I should be in Iraqi with my brothers in arms, a.k.a. other people in the military, but I’m not, I’m here in Carson City, NV putting magazines on shelves.” This isn’t a new thing, when I worked at Reno City Hall the ladies working around me would get all mad and upset about parking tickets and sewer bills…they don’t matter either. But at least now I’m out of an office.
4. I’m getting a good workout
Everyday I move these blue totes, some of them are pretty heavy, others are light…but when you’re lifting 50+ from the ground to the truck, and then back out of the truck down to the ground, it’s a good work out. I’m getting pretty buff. Its been my goal for a while to have biceps that look like biceps even work you’re not flexing, I never had that…but they’re starting to show up…its pretty nice.
5. K-Mart Sucks
As Tom Cruise said in Rain Man, “K-Mart Sucks” its so true. I hate going into the K-Marts that I have to go work at. They’re messy, the people that work there…how do I say this…work there for a reason? Yeah, that works…The only thing about having to go there is I’ve seen more attractive young ladies there then all the time I’ve spent at Safeway, which is a lot. I don’t shop at K-Mart, I don’t think its good for my image…or something like that…do you think girls know that guys are this stupid and so they shop there to avoid all the guys? Hmm…maybe I need to go to K-Mart later…no, I don’t need a girlfriend that bad.
So that’s good for now…I have plenty more to go around…and I mean no offense to K-Mart or Men's Fittness Magazine, and that them for the use of the picture....
Stay classy internet, till next time, I’m Double D
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